Pepsi Has Withdrawn Sponsorship
NEWS: PEPSI has withdrawn sponsorship of Pakistani Cricket Team New sponsor is ‘Always Ultra’ Bcoz Pakistan team is going through its worst PERIODS!
Naughty SMS
I Want 2 Be A Pilot
Teacher asks children, what do u wish to do in future? Ram: I want to b a pilot. Vinod: I want to be a doctor. Deepa: I want to be a good mother. Ravi: I want to help Deepa.
SWOT Analysis
A Person Doing His Own SWOT Analysis. Strength: My Wife Weakness: My Neighbor’s Wife Opportunity: When My Neighbor Is On Tour Threat: When I Am On Tour
To Good To Be True
Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)…
Nothing Is More Beautiful
There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park, but nothing is more beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!
Stop Looking At Girls
A girl to his Boy friend “Stop looking at girls, U r committed Now” BF: This is not fair u mean if I’m on diet, I can’t even look at d menu…
Meaning of Thanks
Do u know meaning of THANKS? T-TEN H-HUGS A-AND N-NINE KS-KISSES thats why boys alwayz say “THANKS” to girls nd girls say it’s MY PLEASURE
I Want 2 End Our Relationship
Angry Girl : I want to end our relationship. I m going to return everything you gave me. Boy : ok then let’s start with Love!!!
Woman Cricketer Slap Commentator
Q: Why did sexy woman cricketer slap commentator? A: Because commentator said: She is ready for the next delivery.