What Is My Age
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then, what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher: How do you know? STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
Funny SMS
Height Of Guts
Height Of Guts Its When Ur Girl-friend Catches U In Theatre With Another Girl And You Say Love U Darling, Next Show Is With U.
Microsoft Launched New software
After Big Success of, MS Word, MS Excel, MS Power Point etc. Microsoft Launched New software related 2 cricket MS Dhoni
I May Also Die
Jeeto: If I die what’ll u do? Santa: I may also die. Jeeto: Why? Santa: Some time 2 much of happiness can also kill a man.
Santa Rushes Home
A man to Santa: Ur friend iz kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He’s not my friend.
Will U Marry Me
Child 2 D Sales Girl In A Sweets Shop: Miss, Will U Marry Me When I Grow Up. Girl Smiled & Said: Yes Child: Can U Give Ur Future Husband A Free Chocolate!
A=B And B=C
Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C.. Sir asked to give example for it.. Student: Sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter..
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.